Squizifeld's Theory

Ok today's blog is about the different types of guys that I'm going to be using as examples in all of my stories. I think that before I really get into this whole story of my encounters you must understand these people that I use or you will get lost. Personally I want this blog to be not only a place where women can come to read up on the inner thoughts of men, but I also want them to walk away with knowledge so that the gap between the females that say "niggas ain't shit," and all males can be closed and a resolution be discovered through some further means of dialogue.

These are four types of male personalities that I feel dictate the relationship of him and his woman. The first is:

The "Day to Day" Guy

The Day to Day guy is probably the most confused and easily mislead of the four types. He never really plans his actions out or thinks about consequences of them, he just does what he thinks will please him at that very moment. He is easily mislead because, he will have an agenda and try to stick to his plans but, there's no telling what will happen through out the course of his day, he just coasts through the day and directly reacts to his surroundings. He really goes with the flow of the situation, and tends to think of the consequence of his actions after the fact or as he's getting in and out of the situation . The thing the day to day guy has on his side is his innocence. A lot of the times he says things that he doesn't necessarily mean at the time but when he is being honest with you he really is being honest. Also, he is unpredictable, that could either benefit the relationship or hinder it, its can vary. He enjoys the company of others and hates being alone. That could be a good and bad thing depending on the situation. He genuinely enjoys being with his friends because he finds comfort and can really be himself with out judgement around them. The thing that is great about this guy is that if your fighting with him majority of the time after the first couple of hours given the issue, he will forget about it and move on. Ladies, its hard work to keep this guy focused, so if your with him or talking to him both of you must work to keep the friendship or potential relationship going. If he gets too bored he will stray like a dog. But the flip side of the matter is that he does not want to feel too smothered because if he does, he will start to require more and more space. Now the key is that the space that he requires does not mean he wants to see other people, it just means that if he feels he is loosing his own self identity and must spend time doing "him," whether it be with his friends doing their thing or by himself. The day to day guy honestly, is a piece of work, he's the one that will require a lot of patience but the outcome can be worth the hard work.


The “Playboy” Guy

The Playboy is the type of guy that has more than one woman and is never really content with the women he is with. The Playboy tends to have extensive relationships with different women and treats them all differently on different levels. There is usually the “Main Squeeze,” or the girl that he is with most, and the “Shorties on the Side,” who are treated with more respect than others girls because they are held dear to the Playboy even though there is no stable relationship. A lot of the free time that the Playboy has is occupied by making sure the women he is in a relationship with are satisfied sexually and tend not to spend quality time because of the lack of it. The Playboy can also engage in other meaningless relationships with random women but these are not as significant as the ones that he shares with the women that he spends time with on a regular basis. Family and friends of the Playboy are usually withheld from the women that he is seeing because the chance of confusion is less when less is known about the relationship. While the Playboy is commended amongst his peers for having many women, the lifestyle is stressful, costly and often leaves the Playboy with no women after they find out about his other relationships.


The “Cool Whipped” Guy

The Cool Whipped (CW) is the type of guy that is in a stable relationship with his woman but sacrifices time with friends and family. The CW is very happy with the way things are going in the relationship and tries to make the best situation for him and his lady. Most time of the CW is spent with his woman and he tends to make sure she is happy no matter what the case. Due to this, the time that the CW spends with his friends on the weekdays or weekend is limited if any and they tend to fall apart. The CW does not party unless his woman is present and if she is not he is respectful of the relationship and avoids as much contact with other females as possible. Many women want a man like this because they are easily manipulated and women feel comfortable in known that their man is only thinking about them! The CW is also liable to get taken advantage of easily because some women will see him as a “pushover” and use him to get what they want and then dispose of after she is finished. While the CW appears like the ideal way to go about a relationship he sacrifices so much more of his life and personality.

The "Blueprint" Guy

This personailty is probably one of the hardest to try to even figure out much less write about. Where do I start.... Ok, so this guy is the guy that pretty much tries to infuse all three of these traits into one big mess. If the Blueprint has friends who each fit the above personality traits he will most likely try to take the good and the bad of each and create what he deems to be the "perfect" blend. It doesn't work because of the influences of this counterparts. Each type will give him their own personal opinion on a sittuation leaving the Blueprint with options that often times leaves him in a bigger hole than what he started out in. Unlike the PLAYBOY the Blueprint tries to be a PLAYER and theres a distinct difference. The PLAYER does it for the respect of his peers while the PLAYBOY does it for the women.

"The Playboy does it for the love of the game, the player does it for the love of the fame," said Lucky Seven.

The Blueprint or "player" tends to brag about what he does and who he's with.The plus side is that if and when he fails at what he's trying to do, his true character comes out.

So with that ssiad, here are the traits that will be discussed through out the blog. get to know them because aftera while, I will be using them as their titles with out explaination once I feel you are smart enough to comprehend.